Throw UP really gets me DOWN

5:45 AM!!!!!!! Or was it 6:45 AM!!!!! No, No, NO...I'm pretty sure it was 5:45AM. I was sleeping....dreaming the good dream.... something about being on the OPRAH show for being "Mother of the DAY" yeah that was it! Anyway, I was so peaceful and warm and cozy and I remember Les kissing my forehead goodbye at 4:45am like he does every morning before he leaves for work...then I cuddle up warmer and snooze off once again till it is a DECENT time to wake up!!! WELLLLLLLLLL....not this morning. At 6:45 (but I am sure it was 5:45AM) as I was sleeping, cozy and warm and dreaming of sugar plum fairies....I hear a small voice and a small body follow while climbing into my bed saying very sweetly..."mommy, mommy" and as I tired to open one eye I heard AND SAW.........UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH throw up coming at me!!!! All over my pillow, my sheets my cozy comforter... and all by...YES (you guessed it) my adorable Rebecca Grace pictured above!!! Then she jumped out of my bed and ran into my bathroom vomiting on my carpet all the way. I laid there partly thinking..."Am I dreaming...Yes!!! YES!!!don't worry this is ONLY a dream" and thinking...."Well, this is not how I even began to plan my day...what a special thing for my little girl to wake up early and do this just for me! To make this very long story short....much shorter...cause I am tired, it's late, and well,....throwing UP really gets me DOWN.......Did you know that 5 out of 6 of MY children agree vomiting 1,000 times in the day while mommy is home is so much more fun then vomiting even once in the evening while daddy is home and mommy goes out! TRUE!!!!! They vomited all day....ALLLLLLLLLLLLL DAY. I left at 6pm for Panera...NOT ONE VOMIT for daddy. It is 12:20AM now and I have been home since 11:30. AT exactly 11:45 2 of my daughters took their FIRST vomit of the evening. BUT.....BUT, not ONE since I left. I'm not feeling warm and cozy about their love for me right now. But that my friends was my entire Thursday.......so the next time you deal with vomit......ANY VOMIT...think of this story....think of me and remember...Throwing UP, REALLY gets me DOWN!!!